Jasper's Lahhdan Drivin' Tips (free to all takers)
1. Be unconcerned about the status of your vehicle.
The state of your car says a lot about you. Yeah right. If you're
locked in a duel for a single lane against a flash Mercedes, and
you're in a beaten up Lada, who do you think will back down?
Another dent on a tin can won't matter any. The Merc driver will be
shitting themselves at the repair bill! If the car you're driving
is a company car, even better. Makes parking easier, too.
2. Practise starts.
Yeah, just like Jaques Villeneuve. A clean getaway is imperative.
Beat all comers at the lights. Always. (Though do remember that
motorbikes will always be quicker still.)
3. Never follow road protocol.
The cabbies don't, and they're the professionals. Be professional
at all times. (But always be courteous with it. Those cabbies, they
love it.)
4. (OPTIONAL) Correct use of indicators.
Personally, I prefer to indicate with my fingers (once again, just
like the professionals).
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