Crap Jokes: Misc: Luke and Obi-Wan Down the Chinese


Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal.

Skilfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes himself large
portion of noodles into his bowl then tops it off with some chicken
and cashew nuts. All this is done with consummate ease - as you might
expect from a Jedi Master.

Anyway, poor old Luke is having a nightmare, using his chopsticks in
both hands, dropping his food all over the table and eventually
himself.

Obi-Wan looks at Luke disapprovingly and says, "Luke, use the forks."
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