Do you have trouble understanding politics? If so, the following
primer should clear it up for you. No bull.
Socialism: You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour.
Communism: You have two cows. Give both to the government.
The government gives you milk.
Capitalism: You sell one cow and buy a bull.
Facism: You have two cows. Give milk to the government.
The government sells it.
Nazism: The government shoots you and takes the cows.
New Dealism: The government shoots one cow, milks the other,
and pours the milk down the sink.
Anarchism: Keep the cows. Steal another one.
Shoot the government.
Conservatism: Freeze the milk. Embalm the cows.
Liberalism: Give away one cow. Get the government to give you a
new cow. Now give them both away.
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