Crap Jokes: Music: The Stone Outside Dan Murphy's Door


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Date: Thu, 08 Apr 1999 18:37:30 +0100
From: Ian Baxter
Subject: The Stone Outside Dan Murphy's Door

Ashraf Nehru :

> > surely clever dance music is better than 
> > stupid dance music
>
> don't matter if it's dumb or clever - as long as
> it makes you dance.

Yes, but Ash my dancey robot toting friend, what
about *LINE DANCING* eh? Loads of middle aged
housewives dahna community centre in absolutely
filthy sequinned and tasselled get-ups, swinging
their loon pants to Achy Breaky Heart. I mean,
come on - are you advocating that depth of
depravity eh? "So what?" I hear you say, "they
are but merely in [another state] of having it."
They can bloody keep it as far as I am concerned,
send em off to some wind blasted gulag in East
Anglia where they spend all day living together
in one of those wonky houses that are collapsing
into the ditch, chasing chickens around the yard
and singing along to tapes of Foster & Allen,
like they imbred tractor driving motherfuckers
that they are.

Ian Baxter.

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