There was this old couple who had been married for 49 years. On the
morning of their 50th anniversary they were sat at the breakfast table
when the old man said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been
married for exactly 50 years."
"Yes," she replied, "50 years ago we were sitting here at this very
breakfast table together."
"You know, we were probably sat here as naked as new-born babies 50
years ago."
"Well, what do you say? Should we re-live old times?" Whereupon the
two promptly stripped down to their birthday suits and sat down back
at the table.
"You know, honey," said the little old lady breathlessly, "My nipples
are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."
"That doesn't surprise me at all," the man answered, "One's in your
coffee and the other's in your porridge."
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