88 year old Vern and 82 year old Mildred became very close to each
other at their nursing home. Although they didn't have sex, every
night Mildred would go to Vern's room and they would lie in bed and
watch TV while she held his privates.
One night Mildred went into Vern's room and found another resident of
the nursing home, Edith, in Vern's bed, watching TV and holding his
privates.
"Vern," Mildred cried, "Is she prettier than me?"
Vern replied, "No."
"Does she have a better personality?"
Vern replied, "No."
"Then please tell me what Edith has that I don't?"
"Parkinsons," Vern replied.
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