An elderly man and woman meet in a bar and get to talking. They are
enjoying their conversation so much that, when the bar closes, they
decide to continue at the woman's apartment. After a time, things
start getting pretty romantic and they end up in bed.
Afterward, they're both laying there, staring at the ceiling.
The old man is thinking... "Gosh, if I had known she was a virgin, I
would have been more careful with her."
The old lady is thinking... "If I had known he could get it up, I
would have taken off my panties."
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