A ninety-year-old man lived in a rest home and got a weekend pass. He
stopped in his favourite bar and sat at the end and ordered a drink.
He noticed a seventy-year-old woman at the other end of the bar and he
told the bartender to buy the lovely young lady a drink. As the
evening progressed, the old man joined the lady and they went to her
apartment, where they got it on.
Four or five days later, the old man noticed that he was developing a
drip, so he headed for the rest home doctor. After careful examination
the doctor asked the old man if he had engaged in sex recently.
"Sure," the old man replied.
The doctor asked if could remember who the woman was and where she
lived.
"Of course," the old man said.
"Well, you'd better get over there, you're about to come."
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