A long suffering wife decides to take revenge for her husband's
infidelity. She's still fuming over his latest indiscretion.
While her husband is asleep, she gets a large carving knife from the
kitchen and returns to the bedroom. Very carefully she lifts up the
duvet and with a swish of the knife she cuts his dick clean off. To
make her revenge complete she takes the severed penis and throws it
out of the window.
At that moment a van driver is on his way to work with his companion
when the willy slaps against the windscreen and then bounces onto the
road.
The driver turned to his mate and said, "Did you see the size of the
cock on that fly?"
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