Motorway goes into a pub.
Motorway: "Give me a pint!"
Barman: "There you go. That'll be £2.20."
Motorway: "I'm not paying for this. I'm mad I am, MAD."
Barman: "Alright, alright keep your money."
Motorway sits in the corner of the pub, drinking its pint.
Dual carriageway goes into the pub.
Dual carriageway: "Give me a pint!"
Barman: "There you go. That'll be £2.20."
Dual carriageway: "I'm not paying for this. I'm mad I am, MAD."
Barman: "Not another nutter."
Dual carriageway: "I'm bloody mad, I am."
Barman: "Alright, alright keep it."
Dual carriageway and Motorway sit in the corner of the pub drinking
their pints.
Tarmac walks into the pub.
Tarmac: "Give me a pint."
Barman: "There you go. That'll be £2.20."
Tarmac: "I'm not paying for this. I'm mad I am, MAD."
Barman: "Look I'm not having this. No more free pints!"
Dual carriageway and Motorway (shaking their heads): "You'd better let
him have it, he's a cycle path."
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