One day, Smartie and Polo were enjoying a quiet drink in a bar. The
bar door opened and in walked Humbug.
"Oh shit!" shouted Polo, and dived underneath the table.
"What are you doing?" asked Smartie.
"That humbug always slaps me and bullies me whenever I see him, so I'm
hiding," replied Polo.
"You should stand up to him," said the Smartie. "He'll respect you if
you do."
Sure enough, the humbug walks over and gives the Polo a smack.
"Piss off you stripey twat, or I'll knock you out," said Polo.
"Na, no problem Polo mate, leave it," said Humbug and backed off.
Next night Smartie and Polo are sitting in the bar when Humbug walks
in with his friend Tune.
"Oh shit!" shouted Polo, and dived underneath the table.
"What are you doing?" asked Smartie.
"I know you told me to stand up to bullies, but he's with Tune,"
replied Polo.
"So?" said Smartie.
"He's fucking menthol."
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