A man was driving along the road when he sees a nun walking alone. Out
of his good nature he picks the nun up and offers her a lift.
While driving along the man asked the nun how hard it was to avoid
sexual activity. She responded by telling him that she actually was
quite often involved sexually with other Catholics. The man, seeing
his chance to get some, responded by telling her he was a Catholic and
had often dreamt of getting sucked off by a holy women.
The nun seemed excited by this and told him to pullover where she
proceeded to give him the best blowjob he'd ever had.
Once done, they continued driving when the man started feeling guilty
and told the nun that he wasn't, actually, a Catholic, but a baptist.
"That's okay, I lied too. My name's Frank and I'm on my way to a fancy
dress party."
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