A policeman is driving along the road when he gets an urgent message
on his radio telling him there has been a dead body found in an ice
cream van just down the road. He rushes to the scene where he
discovers a man's body, with chocolate flakes up each nostril,
raspberry sauce all over his head, and he is covered from head to toe
in hundreds and thousands.
A puzzled onlooker asks the policeman what he thinks has happened, to
which the policeman replies: "It looks like he's topped himself."
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