A man was sitting in the bar when he noticed another patron a few
stools away. The guy had a body like Charles Atlas, but his head was
the size of a thimble.
The first man said, "Please excuse me for staring, but I can't help
but be curious as to why your body is so well developed, but your head
is so small?"
The man said, "buy me a drink and I'll tell you." The drink was
ordered and the story began. "I was in the navy and my ship was sunk
by a torpedo. I was the only survivor and I managed to make it to a
deserted island a few miles away. I had been there for several months
and was sitting on the beach one day waiting for a bird or fish to
come by so I would have something to eat. Then looking up I saw a
beautiful mermaid sunning on a nearby rock. She swam over to me and
informed me that she was a magical mermaid and could grant me three
wishes.
'Great I said. I'd like to be rescued.' She slapped the water with her
tail and a ship appeared, sailing straight for my island.
Next I asked for a body like Charles Atlas. Another slap of the tail
and here it is.
Then, noticing how beautiful she was and all my other wishes fulfilled
I asked if I could make love to her. She said that it just wouldn't
work, her being half fish and all, so I said 'well, okay, if we can't
have sex, can you just give me a little head then?'"
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