There are three guys drinking in a pub, when another man comes in and
starts drinking at the bar. After a while, he approaches the group of
lads and pointing at the one in the middle shouts, "I've shagged your
mum!"
The three guys look bewildered as the man resumes his drinking at the
bar. Ten minutes later he comes back. "Your mum's sucked my cock!"
The same thing happens - he then continues to drink, alone at the bar.
Ten minutes later he's back again and announces, "Oi! I've had your
mum up the arse!"
By now the young guys have had enough and the one in the middle can't
take it any more. He stands up and shouts, "Look dad, you're drunk,
now piss off home!"
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