Q. What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep?
A. A roaming Catholic.
Q. What pleasures does a priest get?
A. Nun.
Q. What's the difference between a nun in a church and a nun in the
bath?
A. One's got hope in her soul and...
Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery.
Q. How do you get a nun pregnant?
A. Fuck her.
Three nuns walking down a dark street one night when a naked man leaps
out in front of them. Two fainted, and one had a stroke.
Two nuns in a bath.
One asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other replies, "Over there, on the soap dish."
Two nuns are riding bicycles down a cobbled market street.
The first nun says to second, "Oh, I've never come this way before."
The second nun replies, "No, the council have only just opened the
street, haven't they?"
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