A priest is in the confessional giving penance one day, and he
realises that he has to take a leak. He waves over a nearby nun and
says to her, "Sister, please deliver penance for a short while as I
must perform a necessary function." The nun agrees, but looks a little
puzzled. "Father, how will I know what penance to give to who?" The
priest replies, "There's a little list on the wall. Consult it and
it'll tell you what to do," and runs off.
A few minutes later, a man walks into the confessional and says,
"Father forgive me, for I have sinned. I have stolen from my
neighbour." The nun looks at the list on the wall and finds stealing
on the list. "Say two Hail Mary's and be on your way."
"This isn't too hard," she thinks to herself. A few minutes later,
another fellow walks in. "Father forgive me, for I have sinned," he
says, "I have fornicated." The nun looks on the list and finds
fornication. "Say two Hail Mary's and an Our Father and be on your
way."
Then she starts thinking, "this isn't hard at all! I could do this
more often!" A third man walks in and says, "Father forgive me, for I
have sinned. I had oral sex," The nun looks at the list on the wall
but she can't find a listing for oral sex. She looks around nervously
and spots an altar boy. She pulls him aside and asks him, "What does
the Father give for oral sex?"
"I don't know what he gives you, Sister, but he give me two Kit-Kats
and a pat on the head."
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