Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and
step in the showers before they realise there is no soap. Father John
says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to
dress. He grabs two bars of soap in his hands and heads back to the
showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading
his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and
freezes like he's a statue.
The nuns stop and comment on how lifelike he looks. The first nun
suddenly reaches out and pulls his dick. Startled, he drops a bar of
soap.
"Oh look," says the 2nd nun... "a soap dispenser." To test her theory
she also pulls his dick... and sure enough he drops the other bar of
soap.
The third nun then pulls, first once, then twice and three times.
Still nothing happens. So she tries once more and to her delight she
yells... "Look Sisters, hand cream!"
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