This guy is at the supermarket and after buying a few things he begins
to queue up in this really long line for the checkout. After about 15
mins in the line he reached the checkout girl, and just at that moment
he remembers that he needs some condoms. Not wanting to line up again
he said to the girl, "I meant to buy some condoms but forgot," to
which she replies, "Do you know what size you are?" "No." The girl
then said, "OK drop your pants and I'll tell you what size you are."
The guy then, not being the shy type, drops his trousers and the girl
has a feel with her hand and then says in the microphone, "1 packet of
large condoms to aisle 3 please." He pulls up his trousers, the
condoms are brought to him, he pays his bill, and goes on his way.
Another male customer sees this and thinks he'd like to have this nice
girl fondling his manhood and so says the same thing to the girl and a
similar course of events takes place, only this time after having a
feel she says, "One packet of medium sized condoms to aisle 3 please."
The condoms are then brought to him, he pays the bill, and goes on his
way.
Also watching this course of events was a rather excitable 15 year old
boy who then decides to queue up and try the same routine. Upon
reaching the checkout girl he says, "I'd like to buy some condoms
please, but I forgot," and the girl replies, "Do you know what size
you are?" He answers "Nope," and she asks him to drop his trousers and
she has a feel, after which she says into the microphone, "Mop and
bucket to aisle 3 please!"
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