Crap Jokes: Sex: Horses in the Race


THE HORSES IN THE RACE ARE...

 1. Passionate Lady
 2. Bare Belly
 3. Silk Panties
 4. Conscience
 5. Jockey Shorts
 6. Clean Sheets
 7. Thighs
 8. Big Dick
 9. Heavy Bosom
10. Merry Cherry

AT THE POST

And they're off! Conscience is left behind at the post. Jockey Shorts
and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is being pressured.
Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and Big Dick is in a very
dangerous spot.

AT THE HALF-WAY MARK

It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open, and Big Dick is pressed in. Heavy
Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady and
Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under terrific
pressure from Big Dick.

AT THE STRETCH

Merry Cherry cracks under the strain. Big Dick is making a final
drive. Bare Belly is in and Passionate Lady is coming.

AT THE FINISH

It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes
everything Big Dick has to offer. It looks like a dead heat but Big
Dick comes through with one final thrust and wins by a head... Bare
Belly shows... Thighs weakens... Heavy Bosom pulls up... and Clean
Sheets never had a chance.
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