Maria is a devoted, religious girl. She gets married and has 17
children. Then her husband dies.
She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next
husband. Then he dies.
A while later, she dies.
At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At least they're
finally together."
A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me father, but you do
mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"
"I mean her legs."
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