A young man and his naive girlfriend were taking a leisurely stroll
through the countryside when they happened across a great bull
shagging the arse of this cow. "What are they doing?" asked the young
woman.
The man, not knowing what to say replied, "They're making pies, my
dear."
They carry on walking, the girl seeming satisfied with the answer. A
few miles further on they stumble across a great ram shagging a small
sheep. "And what are they doing?" asked the young woman again.
To this the man replied, "They're making pies as well."
Again they carry on, and as they are walking the man spots a deserted
barn. All this walking had made him incredibly randy and turning to
his girlfriend he enquires as to whether she would like to make pies.
"Okay," she replies, and they disappear into the barn where the man
shags his girlfriend for dear life.
Having finished, they carry on walking back to town, after a while the
girl suddenly turns to the man and says, "I think the pies are done."
The man is confused and enquires, "Why is that, dear?"
"Because the gravy has just run down my leg."
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