THE PERFECT DAY ACCORDING TO HER:
08.45 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
09.00 5 pounds lighter on the scales.
09.30 Light breakfast.
11.00 Sunbathe.
12.00 Lunch with best friend at outdoors cafe.
13.30 Shopping.
14.30 Run into boyfriend's ex, notice she's gained thirty pounds.
15.00 Facial, massage, and nap.
19.00 Candlelit dinner for two and dancing.
22.00 Make love.
23.00 Pillow talk in his big strong arms.
THE PERFECT DAY ACCORDING TO HIM:
10.00 Wake up.
10.02 Oral sex.
10.10 Big breakfast.
11.30 Drive up the coast in Ferrari with gorgeous blonde with massive
jugs.
13.00 Make something with hands and wood, grunt.
14.15 Enormous lunch.
15.00 Oral sex.
15.10 Play sports with the guys.
16.00 Drink beer with the guys.
17.45 Oral sex.
18.00 Meet Claudia Schiffer.
18.10 Oral sex (preferably from Claudia Schiffer).
18.20 Huge dinner, more beer.
20.00 Football with the guys.
21.30 Oral sex (at halftime).
23.00 Full on, get down, gorilla sex.
23.05 Oral sex.
23.10 Sleep.
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