Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one a brunette,
and one a blonde. They ran for miles across the countryside until they
came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and
rest. When they climbed up, they found three large sacks and decided
to climb into them for camouflage.
About an hour later a police sergent and a constable came into the
barn. The sergent told the constable to go up and check the hayloft
while he checked around on the ground.
When he got up there the sergent asked him what he saw and the
constable shouted back, "Just three sacks."
The sergent told him to find out what was in them, so the constable
kicked the first sack, which had the redhead in it. She went, "Woof
woof," so the constable told the sergent there was a dog in it.
Then he kicked the sack with the brunette in it. She went, "Meow," so
the constable told the sergent there was a cat in it.
Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and there was no sound
at all. So he kicked it again, and finally the blonde said,
"Potatoes."
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