WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
Yes No
No Yes
Maybe No
I'm sorry You'll be sorry
We need I want
It's your decision The correct decision should be obvious
by now
Do what you want You'll pay for this later
We need to talk I need to complain
Sure go ahead I don't want you to
I'm not upset Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive Is sex all you ever think about?
tonight
Be romantic, turn out the I have flabby thighs
lights
This kitchen is so I want a new house
inconvenient
I want new curtains ... and carpeting, and furniture, and
wallpaper...
Hang the picture there NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise I noticed you were almost asleep so I
had to wake you
Do you love me? I'm going to ask for something
expensive
How much do you love me? I did something today you're really
not going to like
I'll be ready in a minute Kick off your shoes and put the footy
on TV
Is my bum fat? Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to You have to learn to agree with me
communicate
Are you listening to me!?! [Too late, you're dead]
Was that the baby? Why don't you get out of bed and walk
him until he falls asleep?
I'm not yelling! Yes, I am yelling because I think this
is important
The same old thing Nothing
Nothing Everything
Everything My PMT is acting up
Nothing, really It's just that you're such an arsehole
MEN'S ENGLISH:
I'm hungry I'm hungry
I'm sleepy I'm sleepy
I'm tired I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie? I'd eventually like to have sex with
you
Can I take you out to dinner? I'd eventually like to have sex with
you
Can I phone you sometime? I'd eventually like to have sex with
you
May I have this dance? I'd eventually like to have sex with
you
Nice dress! Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give I want to fondle you
you a massage
What's wrong? I don't see why you're making such a
big deal about this
What's wrong? What meaningless self-inflicted
psychological trauma are you going
through now?
What's wrong? I guess sex tonight is out of the
question
I'm bored Do you want to have sex?
I love you Let's have sex now
I love you, too Okay, I said it... we'd better have
sex now!
Yes, I like the way you cut I liked it better before
your hair
Yes, I like the way you cut 25 quid and it doesn't look that much
your hair different!
Let's talk I am trying to impress you by showing
you that I am a deep person and maybe
then you'd like to have sex with me
Will you marry me? I want to make it illegal for you to
sex with other men
(while shopping) I like that Pick any dress and let's go home!
one better
I don't think that blouse I am gay
and skirt go well together
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