A pub landlord is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at
the door. When he answers, a tramp asks him for a tooth-pick. He gives
him the toothpick and the tramp goes off.
A few minutes later there is a second knock. When he answers, there is
a second tramp who also asks for a toothpick. He gets his toothpick
and off he goes.
There is a third knock at the door, and a third tramp. The landlord
says, "Don't tell me, you want a toothpick too."
"No, a straw."
The landlord gives him a straw but is curious why he wants it, so he
asks the tramp why he wants a straw and not a toothpick.
"Some bloke just threw up outside but all the good stuff's gone
already."
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