A man goes into a brothel, horny as all hell, and demands to have a
woman immediately. The madame tells him, "All of our ladies are
currently busy, but if you wouldn't mind waiting for an hour or so,
one of them would be more than happy to help you with your needs."
The man says, "That not good enough! I have to have a woman NOW! Any
woman! I can't wait any longer!"
The madame says, "Weeelllllll, you can probably have Grandma, and
since she hasn't gotten any for a long time, you'd both be getting
something out of it, and I can let you have her at a discount."
The man says, "Fine! Anything! Anything!"
Up in Grandma's room, as he's humping away, he starts licking her
tits, and then sucks on one of them, getting a mouthful of warm
liquid. After swallowing it, he says, "Mmm, I'm suprised that a woman
your age could still have milk."
To which the old woman replies, "No, but a woman my age could have
cancer."
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