Three football fans were driving along when they spied a body in the
undergrowth. Stopping their car, the three guys ran over to see what
they could do. Unfortunately, they found the nude body of a deceased
young woman.
Being gentlemen, the first guy dropped his Spurs hat over one breast.
The second guy, a Liverpool fan, placed his hat over the other breast.
The Manchester United fan then placed his hat over the woman's very
private part.
Soon the police arrived. The coroner started checking over the body.
He picked up the Spurs hat and quickly placed it back. He then picked
up the Liverpool hat and returned it. Then he picked up the Man United
Fan hat, put it down, then picked it up again inspecting the hat more
closely, and then put it down. Then he picked it up a third time.
By this time, the Man United fan was a bit irritated and he asked,
"Why do you keep picking up that hat? Are you some kind of pervert or
something?"
The coroner responded with a wry smile, "Son, I can't figure this one
out. Usually when I come across one of these Man United hats, there's
an arsehole under it."
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