Crap Jokes: Sport: The Wise Man


Snow White, Arnold Swcharzenegger, and Saddam Hussein are having a
conversation...

Snow White says, "I am the most beautiful divine woman in the world,
but how do I know?"

Arnie says, "I am hunkiest man in the world but how do I know?"

Saddam says, "I am the most despised person in the world but how do I
know?"

"I know," says Snow White. "let's ask the Wise Man."

So, off they go...

Snow White comes out of the wise man's house and says, "Yes it's true,
I am the most beautiful divine woman in the world."

Arnie comes out and says, "Yes it's true, I am hunkiest man in the
world."

Saddam comes out and says, "Who the fuck's David Beckham?"
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