Crap Jokes: Sport: Who Wants To Be a Millionaire


Paddy is appearing on Who Wants To Be a Millionaire.

Chris:  "Paddy you've done very well so far. You've got £64,000 and
         one life line left - phone a friend. The next question will
         give you £125,000 if you get it right but, if you get it
         wrong, you'll will be out of the game and drop to £32,000.
         Are you ready?"

Paddy:  "For sure Chris, I am."

Chris:  "On the screen is a photo of a current Manchester United
         player as a baby. Which Manchester United player is it? Now
         think about this carefully, Paddy, it's worth £125,000.
         You're only three questions away from one million pounds."

Paddy:  "I think I know who it is... er, but I'm not 100% sure... no
         I'm sure it's Beckham, I'm sure it's Beckham... Can I phone a
         friend, Chris, just to be sure?"

Chris:  "Yes Paddy, who do you want to phone?"

Paddy:  "I'll phone Murphy."

(ringing)

Murphy: "Hullo?"

Chris:  "Hello Murphy, it's Chris Tarrant here from Who Wants to be a
         Millionaire. I have Paddy O'Reilly here and he's doing really
         well on £64,000 but needs your help to get to £125,000. This
         is a visual question, we're faxing you the photo now. Have
         you received it?"

Murphy: "Yes, Chris."

Chris:  "The next voice you hear will be Paddy's. He'll explain the
         question and you'll have 30 seconds to answer. Fire away
         Paddy."

Paddy:  "Hullo there, Murphy."

Murphy: "Hullo, Paddy."

Paddy:  "Murphy, that photo is a baby picture of which current Man
         United player. I'm sure it's Beckham, what do you think?"

Murphy: "It's never Beckham, it's obviously Smichael."

Paddy:  "You think so, Murphy?"

Murphy: "I'm sure."

Paddy:  "Thanks, Murphy."

(hangs up)

Chris:  "Well, a difference of opinion there. Do you want to stick on
         £64,000 or play on for £125,000, Paddy?"

Paddy:  "I want to play, I'm so sure it's Beckham I'm going to go with
         me first answer: Beckham."

Chris:  "You're saying Beckham?"

Paddy:  "I am."

Chris:  "Are you confident?"

Paddy:  "Yes... Fairly..."

Chris:  "You have £64,000 and you saying Beckham. If you're right you
         go up to £125,000 and if you're wrong you walk away with
         £32,000. Is Beckham your final answer?"

Paddy:  "It is, Chris."

Chris:  "Paddy............ I'm afraid it was wrong, sorry Paddy. Here
         is your cheque for £32,000. You've been a great contestant
         and a real gambler. Audience, please put your hands together
         for Paddy!"

(applause...)

Paddy:  "Before I go Chris, what was the correct answer? It's killing
         me."

Chris:  "Andy Cole."
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