Yasser Arafat dies and is lying in his coffin for mourners to visit.
The first visitor is astonished to see that Mr Arafat's famous PLO
tea-towel and military fatigues are gone and the corpse is wearing a
Boro kit.
"What the hell's going on here?" screams the first mourner, "Why is
our beloved leader dressed in such a way, and not in his army
uniform?"
"Didn't you know?" asks the funeral director, "He said he wanted to be
buried in the Gazza strip."
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