Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a hiking trip. As it started to
get dark they stopped and had a good meal and a bottle of wine, lay
down for the night, and went to sleep.
A few hours later Holmes waked up deep in the middle of the night,
then waked his faithful friend and said, "Watson, look up at the sky
and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there
are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I
deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are
small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I supect that we will have
a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you're dickhead.
It tells me some bastard has stolen our tent."
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