A quality way to burgle houses on a weekend.
Dress up in a black and white hooped jersey, black pants. Wear a flat
cap and carry a big black sack with the word SWAG written on it.
Burgle some houses putting the contents into your SWAG bag.
If anyone asks... You're going to a fancy dress party!
If anyone catches you... You're going to a fancy dress party and this
must be the wrong house as you'd thought you'd make a spectacular
entrance.
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