MY DOG'S GOT NO NOSE
1st Circumlocutionist: I have in my possession an animal belonging to
the family Canidae, and it appears that he does
not possess any extra-facial olfactory organs.
2nd Circumlocutionist: Could you therefore impart to me, such
knowledge as may be necessary, to describe how
that animal circumvents the problem of
satisfying his olfactory senses?
1st Circumlocutionist: Unfortunately, the non-ambiguity of your
enquiry does not easily permit me to provide a
clever answer, but I am in fact thinking of
referring the animal to an olfactologist.
However, the animal does have a fairly
unpleasant body odour, should you be
interested.
Cannibal Dog: My dog's got no nose.
Senile old fool: My dog's got no nose.
Young delinquent: Why's that?
Senile old fool: I've been dead for 30 years.
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