It is time to elect a world leader, and your vote counts. Here's the
scoop on the three leading candidates.
Candidate A: Associates with ward heelers and consults with
astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He chain smokes
and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B: Was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used
opium in college, and drinks a quart of brandy every
evening.
Candidate C: Is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't
smoke, drinks an occasional beer, and hasn't had any
illicit affairs.
Which of these candidates is your choice?
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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
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