From Work Unlimited...
The following are genuine classified ads culled from the world press:
A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by
waitresses in appetizing forms.
No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make
it really repellent.
For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large
drawers.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by
hand.
Dinner Special - Turkey 2.35; Chicken or Beef 2.25; Children 2.00.
Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll
never go anywhere again.
Used cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
For Sale: parachute, used once, never opened, small stain.
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