From Work Unlimited...
The following are genuine newspaper headlines culled from the world
press:
Something went wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Drunk gets nine months in violin case
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Is there a ring of debris round Uranus?
Prostitutes appeal to pope
Panda mating fails: Vet takes over
Lung cancer in women mushrooms
Eye drops off shelf
Reagan wins on budget but more lies ahead
Squad helps dog bite victim
Plane too close to ground, crash probe told
Miners refuse to work after death
Juvenile court to try shooting defendent
Stolen painting found by tree
Typhoon rips through cemetary; hundreds dead
New study for obesity looks for larger test group
Kids make nutritious snacks
Include your children when baking biscuits
Physicist recommends bigger balls to slow down male tennis players
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