From Work Unlimited...
Last week on the Hammersmith and City tube line, the train's announcer
forgot to switch the tannoy system off in between announcements and
after cordially inviting passengers to "please mind the doors", was
less genially overheard telling a colleague: "don't touch that, it's
fucked." Without missing a beat, the hapless-one segued into a smooth
"this train is for all stations to Hammersmith." The train was nearly
derailed by laughter.
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