This is a true story from an Amoco Christmas party in Australia last
year.
At a Christmas party in Melbourne last year the staff decided to pull
a practical joke on their boss who had a habit of playing serious
practical jokes on everyone else. When he went to the toilet, they
went through his wallet and found his Tatts Lotto Ticket. Then, they
wrote down his numbers and called over the waitress to set up a little
prank.
She came back half an hour later and asked if anyone wanted to know
the night's Lotto numbers then proceeded to read them out aloud,
before setting the numbers on the table. The boss looked at the
numbers, then casually pulled out his from his wallet and compared
them. He became really silent, put his wallet back in his jacket and
sat down again, and checked the numbers, very carefully.
Then, he sculled his drink, stood up on his chair and shouted out to
the whole room, "I just want to let you all know something. I've been
having an affair with my secretary for months. I don't like any of
you, and I have hated working for this company. You can all go to
Hell, cause I've just won a shit-load of money, and I'm leaving."
End of job.
End of marriage.
End of story.
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