Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as
possible. Some instruction on consumer goods:
On Tesco's tirimisu desert:
"Do not turn upside down." (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
On Marks & Spencer bread pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boots childrens' cough medicine:
"Do not drive car or operate machinery."
On Nytol (a sleep aid):
"Warning: may cause drowsiness."
On a Korean kitchen knife:
"Warning keep out of children."
On a string of Chinese made Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: open packet, eat nuts."
On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
On a packet of Sunmaid raisins:
"Why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal?"
On a bag of Fritos:
"You could be a winner! No purchase nesessary. Details inside."
On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
On some Swann frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
"Fits one head."
On a child's Superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
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