Crap Jokes: Truth Stranger Than Fiction: Newspapers and Magazines: US Navy


As found in Island Times.

Transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US Navy ship and
Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland:

US ship:  Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid
          a collision.

Canadian: Recommend you divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to
          avoid a collision.

US ship:  This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert
          your course.

Canadian: No. I say again, divert your course.

US ship:  This is the aircraft carrier USS Missouri. We are a large
          warship of the US Navy. Divert your course NOW!

Canadian: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
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