Crap Jokes: Truth Stranger Than Fiction: Urban Legends: 1994's Most Bizarre Suicide


1994's MOST BIZARRE SUICIDE

At the 1994 annual awards dinner given by the American Association for
Forensic Science, AAFS President Don Harper Mills astounded his
audience in San Diego with the legal complications of a bizarre death.
Here is the story.

"On 23 March 1994, the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus
 and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound of the head. The
 decedent had jumped from the top of a ten-story building intending to
 commit suicide (he left a note indicating his despondency). As he
 fell past the ninth floor, his life was interrupted by a shotgun
 blast through a window, which killed him instantly. Neither the
 shooter nor the decedent was aware that a safety net had been erected
 at the eighth floor level to protect some window washers and that
 Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide anyway because
 of this.

"Ordinarily," Dr. Mills continued, "a person who sets out to commit
 suicide ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be
 what he intended. That Opus was shot on the way to certain death nine
 stories below probably would not have changed his mode of death from
 suicide to homicide. But the fact that his suicidal intent would not
 have been successful caused the medical examiner to feel that he had
 homicide on his hands.

"The room on the ninth floor whence the shotgun blast emanated was
 occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing and he was
 threatening her with the shotgun. He was so upset that, when he
 pulled the trigger, he completely missed his wife and the pellets
 sent through the a window striking Opus.

"When one intends to kill subject A but kills subject B in the
 attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject B. When confronted
 with this charge, the old man and his wife were both adamant that
 neither knew that the shotgun was loaded. The old man said it was his
 long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun.
 He had no intention to murder her - therefore, the killing of Opus
 appeared to be an accident. That is, the gun had been accidentally
 loaded.

"The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old
 couple's son loading the shotgun approximately six weeks prior to the
 fatal incident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son's
 financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father
 to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation
 that his father would shoot his mother. The case now becomes one of
 murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus.

There was an exquisite twist. "Further investigation revealed that the
 son [Ronald Opus] had become increasingly despondent over the failure
 of his attempt to engineer his mother's murder. This led him to jump
 off the ten-story building on March 23, only to be killed by a
 shotgun blast through a ninth story window.

"The medical examiner closed the case as a suicide."
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