Crap Jokes: Truth Stranger Than Fiction: Urban Legends: Burger King


This woman went through the drive thru of Burger King for lunch a
couple of years ago. She ordered a chicken sandwich (the breaded kind,
before spicy chicken or grilled chicken became big sellers for BK) and
specifically requested NO MAYO because she couldn't stand the stuff.
She drove away without confirming that she got what she ordered.

As she drove, she began to eat the sandwich and realized that there
was mayo on it. She was none to pleased but was so hungry that she ate
it anyway. When she got about halfway through the sandwich, she began
to feel very ill. She stopped eating the sandwich but felt
increasingly worse as she continued to drive.

She felt so bad that she drove herself to the hospital emergency room.
She took her sandwich with her since she started feeling bad after
eating the sandwich. The hospital performed tests on both her and the
sandwich and found out the following... the sandwich actually didn't
have any mayo on it. In reality, the chicken had a tumor on its
breast. When the chicken was breaded and fried, the tumor burst inside
the breaded chicken breast. The mayo-like substance was actually puss
from the tumor.

Kind of makes you want to swear off fast food and mayo, doesn't it!
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