Crap Jokes: Truth Stranger Than Fiction: Urban Legends: Melbourne Radio Competition


This story occurred on Melbourne radio recently... One of the FM
stations has a competition where they ring someone up, ask them three
personal questions, ring their spouse or partner, ask them the same
three questions, if the answers are the same, the couple win a holiday
to Bali.

One week recently, the competition went like this:

Presenter:    Gidday it's XXX-FM, do you want to play the game?
Brian:        Yeah, sure.
Presenter:    O.K., Question 1 - When was the last time you had sex?
Brian:        Ohhh, maaate. Ha Ha, well, about 8 o'clock this morning.
Presenter:    And how long did it go for Brian?
Brian:        Orrrrr... about 10 minutes.
Presenter:    10 minutes? Good one. And where did you do it mate?
Brian:        Ohhhh maaaaate, I can't say that.
Presenter:    There's a holiday to Bali at stake here Brian!
Brian:        O.K... O.K... On the kitchen table.
Presenter:    (And others in the room - much laughter.)
              Good one Brian, now is it O.K. for us to call your wife?
Brian:        Yeah, all right.
Presenter:    Hi Sharelle, how are you?
Sharelle:     Hi. Good thanks.
Presenter:    (Explains competition again) We've got Brian on the
              other line, say hello.
Sharelle:     Hi Brian.
Brian:        Hi Sharelle.
Presenter:    Now Sharelle, we're going to ask you the same three
              questions we asked Brian and if you give the same
              answers, you win a trip for two to Bali.
Brian:        Just tell the truth Honey.
Sharelle:     O.K.
Presenter:    Sharelle, when was the last time you had sex?
Sharelle:     Oohhhh, noooooo. I can't say that on radio.
Brian:        Sharelle, it doesn't matter. I've already told them.
Sharelle:     O.K... About 8:00 this morning before Brian went to
              work.
Presenter:    Good, nice start! Next question. How long did it go for?
Sharelle:     (giggling) About 12, maybe 15 minutes.
Co-Presenter: That's close enough... Brian was just being a gentleman.
Presenter:    O.K. Sharelle, final question. Where did you do it?
Sharelle:     Oh no I can't say that. My mum could be listing. No way,
              no.
Presenter:    There's a trip to Bali on the line here.
Brian:        Sharelle, I've already told them so it doesn't matter
              anyway. Just tell em.
Sharelle:     Ohhhh... all right... Up the arse!
Radio Silence
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Presenter:    Sorry if anyone was offended before, we're going live
              here, and sometimes these things happen. We've given
              Brian and Sharelle the holiday. Now we'll take a music
              break.
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