This girl was really in a hurry one day so she just stopped off at a
Taco Bell and got a Chicken soft taco and ate it on the way home. That
night she noticed her jaw was kind of tight and swollen. The next day
it was a little worse so she went to her doctor. He said she was just
having an allergic reaction to something and gave her some cream to
rub on her jaw to help.
After a couple of days the swelling had just gotten worse and she
could hardly move her jaw. She went back to her doctor to see what was
wrong. Her doctor had no idea so he started to run some tests. They
scrubbed out the inside of her mouth to get tissue samples and they
also took some saliva samples.
Well, they found out what was wrong. Apparently her chicken soft taco
had a pregnant roach in the one she ate! The eggs then somehow got
into her saliva glands and she was incubating them. They had to remove
a couple layers of her inner mouth to get all the eggs out. If they
hadn't figured out what was going on, the eggs would have hatched
inside the lining of her mouth!
She's suing Taco Bell, of course!
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