Q. What did the Kosovan barman say at closing time?
A. "Haven't you lot got homes to go to?"
Q. What is the difference between Monsanto and Gen. Pinochet?
A. One is into genetic mutation and the other genital mutilation.
Anagram about NATO's spokesman:
Mister Jamie Shea - Jet aim amiss here.
These days it is safer to be an American soldier in a war zone than an
American child in a high school, based on the casualties in both
professions over the past month.
"US foreign policy can be defined as follows: 'Kiss my arse or I'll
kick your head in.'"
- Harold Pinter.
"When I heard that the Americans were sending 24 Apaches to Kosovo,
I thought, that can't be right, there aren't that many left. Then I
realised they were talking about helicopters."
- On a protest sign outside Downing Street.
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