You must follow the rules on this one exactly, otherwise it won't
work. It's really scary how this works out. NO CHEATING!!!
First, get a pen and paper.
Second, write the numbers one through six, leaving some space in
between the numbers.
Next to number one, write any number...
Next to number two, write the name of anyone to whom you are really
attracted...
Next to three, write down the first colour you can think of...
Next to number four, write the name of your first pet...
Next to number five and six write down the name of a family member...
Remember... no cheating...
Keep scrolling down...
Don't cheat, or you'll be upset...
Here's the answers...
The number next to number one show how many times you should be
smashed over the head with a baseball bat for thinking that stupid
e-mails like this actually mean anything...
The person named next to number two is someone who will never ever
sleep with you because you're stupid enough to waste your time on
something like this...
The colour you picked means nothing. It's a friggin' colour for
fuck's sake...
Number four gives you the name of a dead animal...
Numbers five and six represent family members who are embarrassed to
be related to you...
Pass this on to everyone you know, so they can feel like a gobshite
too.
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