TV REMOTE

WHERE IS THAT REMOTE CONTROL


WELL WHO NEEDS IT I CAN HIT THE CHANNEL BUTTON WITH ONE FLICK OF MY STILLETTO


A BIT TO MUCH SPIN
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OOPS OFF COURSE


I SHALL HAVE TO REMEMBER TO GIVE MY SHOE A GOOD POLISH BEFORE I GO OUT

AND GET THE TV REPAIRED


WELL I HAVE'NT GOT ANY PEEP TOE SHOES


ONE GOOD SHOE CRISPED ! NO TV BUT AT LEAST I FOUND THE REMOTE



AND I HAVE NOW GOT A PLACE TO KEEP IT