Godfry Jones introduces the numerous errors made by the Hard Copyesque show,
Rock Bottom, in the episode where Homer is proven innocent of sexual harassment.
- "Peoples' Choice Award" is America's greatest honor
- Styrofoam is not made from kittens
- The
U.F.O. was a paper plate
- The
nerds on the internet are not geeks
- The
word "cheese" is not funny in and of itself
- The
older Flanders boy is Todd, not Rod
- Lyndon
Johnson did not provide the voice of Yosemite Sam
- If
you are reading this you have no life
- Roy
Rogers was not buried inside his horse
- The
other U.F.O. was an upside down salad spinner
- Our
universities are not "hotbeds" of anything
- Mr.
Dershowitz did not literally have four eyes
- Our
viewers are not pathetic, sexless food tubes
- Audrey
Hepburn never weighed 400 pounds
- The
"Cheers" gang is not a real gang
- Salt
water does not chase the "thirsties" away
- Licking
an electrical outlet does not turn you into a Mighty Morphin Power
Ranger
- Cats
do not eventually turn into dogs
- Bullets
do not bounce off of fat boys
- Recycling
does not deplete the ozone
- Everything
is 10% fruit juice
- The
flesh eating virus does not hide in ice cream
- Janet
Reno is evil
- V8
juice is not 1/8 gasoline
- Ted
Koppel is a robot
- Women
aren't from Venus and men aren't from Mars
- Fleiss
does floss
- Quayle
is familiar with common bathroom procedures
- Bart
is bad to the bone
- Godfry
Jones' wife is cheating on him
- The
Beatles haven't reunited to enter kick boxing competitions
- The
"Bug" on your TV screen can see into your home
- Everyone
on TV is better than you
- The
people who are writing this have no life
- "Choice Award" is America's greatest honor
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