The
Springfield dating scene is a sizzling place for a one night fling, an
obsessive stalking, a scandalous affair or a friendly flirtation. Read
on to see where love and crushes have bloomed on the Simpsons.
- Amber
- (with Homer) Vegas casino waitress marries Homer on his drunken
bender with Ned.
- Mr.
Bergstrom
- (with
Lisa) Poor little girl gets attached to her substitute teacher.
- (with
Edna Krabappel) Edna tries to grab his attention in a Graduate-like
scene.
- Shary
Bobbins
- (with Willie) Dated Willie back in the UK. Fell out of love when
she got her sight back.
- Patty
Bouvier
- (with Principal Skinner) Chooses her close bond with her sister
over Seymour's marriage proposal.
- Selma
Bouvier
- (with
Barney Gumble) During Patty's brief love life she gets set up
with the ultimate dud.
- (with Hans Moleman) Her desperation for children leads her to
ask out the lowliest of men.
- (with Sideshow Bob) Falls in love with the criminal genius and
almost gets blown to pieces for it.
- (with Troy McClure) Takes part in a sham marriage to help Troy's
career out by squelching his bizarre fish rumors.
- (with Cable guy) Sets a trap for a cable service man.
- Mr. Burns - (with Marge)
Attempts to move in on her when she is under his employ.
- Ned Flanders
- (with Maude) Almost entirely faithful until her tragic death.
- (with Rachel Jordan) Ned finds his faith again after Maude's
passing when he hears her bitter sweet Christian Rock.
- (with Ginger) The Vegas wife.
- Ginger
- (with Ned Flanders) Las Vegas casino waitress marries Ned on his
quest to live a little.
- Jacque - (with Marge)
The suave bowling instructor nearly breaks up the Simpsons marriage.
- Jimbo Jones
- (with Laura Powers) Makes out with Laura while she babysits the
Simpson kids. His "chaffing" clothes nearly make Jimbo end
up pantless.
- Princess Kashmir
- (with Homer) Homer's dance with
the stripper at a bachelor party is captured on film by Bart and
spread around the town like wildfire.
- (with Apu) Has a date with Apu when Homer takes over part time
at the Kwik-E-Mart
- Edna Krabappel
- (with Mr. Bergstrom) Tries to seduce
him Graduate style.
- (with the Master Chef) Makes out with him in a car.
- (with Homer) Hits on Homer at Flaming Moe's.
- (with Joe Kramer of Aerosmith) Tries to bait him by holding his
drumsticks.
- (with Seymour Skinner) Finally finds a fellow tortured soul to
bond with. Their relationship is sparked at Martin's birthday party.
- Lurleen Lumpkin - (with
Homer) The sultry country music star tries to bed her manager.
- Apu
Nahasapeemapetilon
- (with
Manjula) His betroved wife turns out to be a gem. He has octuplets
with her soon after there marriage. Proves his love for her with
several loved filled Valentine's romantic gestures.
- (with Louanne Van Houten) One of several broads to hookup with
the swingingest bachelor in town right before his marriage.
- (with Princess Kashmir) With Homer taking over as part time
Kwik-E-Mart clerk Apu has some free time to do some dating.
- Laura Powers
- (with Bart Simpson) Bart has
a natural crush on his tomboy babysitter.
- (with Jimbo Jones) Has a makeout session interrupted by a knife
wielding Moe.
- Renee
- (with Moe) The flower stand woman who digs Moe's sweaty charm. Moe's
unfortunate desperation pushes her away.
- Mindy Simmons
- (with Homer) Her similarities to Homer draws him into her web.
- Bart Simpson
- (with Jessica Lovejoy) Drawn
in by her beauty, but her bad girl side drives Bart beyond his
petty thug repertoire.
- (with Laura Powers) The older tomboy immediately gets Bart's
attention, but his feelings are dashed when she goes out with
Jimbo Jones.
- Homer Simpson
- (with Marge) Relatively successful
relationship with wife Marge.
- (with Mindy Simmons) The female version of Homer nearly brings
Homer to cheat on Marge.
- (with Lurleen Lumpkin) After managing her country music career
he nearly ends up with her
- (with Maude Flanders) Homer constantly brought up his attraction
to Maude.
- (with Amber) His Las Vegas wife.
- Lisa Simpson
- (with Hugh Parkfield) During Lisa's
college years she hooks up with a sharp Brit. His unwillingness
to accept Lisa's family leads to their breakup.
- (with Milhouse) Dates Milhouse in high school and presumably sleeps
with him as hinted by her reluctance to wear white at her wedding
(ewwww...)
- (with Corey) Obsessed with calling
the Corey hotline. Reads lots of teen mags with Corey's aplenty
and had a large Corey poster in her bedroom.
- (with Nelson Muntz) Lisa's first kiss. Tries to straighten him
out to no avail.
- (with Mr. Bergstrom) Lisa worships the substitute teacher until
his departure to the big city.
- Marge Simpson
- (with Homer) Steady and patient
relationship with her long time husband.
- (with Jacque) The French bowling instructor provides a welcome
relief from Homer's selfishness, but she comes back to Homer before
doing any serious business.
- (with Bobby Sherman) Childhood crush of Marge.
- Agnes Skinner
- (with Superintendent Chalmers) Seymour walks in on their little
fling.
- Seymour Skinner
- (with Patty Bouvier) Falls deeply
in love with Patty much to Bart's delight.
- (with Edna Krabappel) The two lonely educators seem to fit each
other just right.
- Waylon Smithers
- (with John) Catches John in a
lie (said he was visiting a relative when he was actually dining
with the Simpsons)
- (with Mr. Burns) His unconditional
loyalty for his boss goes way beyond traditional brown-nosing.
- Moe Szylak
- (with Marge) Makes a move on
Marge when he thinks Homer is out of the picture. Also gives a
toast to Marge at his bar.
- (with Collette) Hires her on as a waitress at Flaming Moe's
before shagging the minx.
- (with Renee) Will do anything to hold on to his gem. Unfortunately
Moe panics and forces her away.
- Louanne Van Houten
- (with Kirk Van Houten) Her ex-husband.
- (with Pyro) Her first fling after her messy divorce with Kirk.
- (with Apu) Goes clog dancing during his brief swinging bachelor
period.
- Willie
- (with Shary Bobbins) The ugliest man in Glasgow wasn't good enough
for her once she got her eye sight back.
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